26 Hilarious Cats Who Have Seen Things They Can Never, Ever Unsee

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Perhaps you have walked into an area and found your cat using a appearance on their face? An appearance that either says, “I understand most of the secrets of the universe,” or, “I ‘ve seen something that cannot be hidden.” The cryptic expression can cause one to stress to get a second. In other words, if you’re not laughing your head

Needless to say, it is generally only a peculiar sound or something in the corner of the eye causing the reaction that is stupid, but it is hilarious all the same.

1. “Toddles. Are. Terrifying.”

"Toddlers. Are. Terrifying."

2. “Oh no, that is what my abdomen seems like??”

"Oh no, <em>that's</em> what my belly looks like??"

3. “THESE MATTERS CAN MOVE?”

"THESE THINGS CAN MOVE?"

4. “Dude. What have you been eating?”

"Dude. What have you been eating?"

5. “Do I smell tuna?”

"Do I smell <em>tuna</em>?"

6. “This doesn’t feel like ‘just a trimming.'”

"This doesn't feel like 'just a trim.'"

7. She simply downloaded all of the secrets of the universe.

She just downloaded all the secrets of the universe.

8. “These things OPEN?”

"These things OPEN?"

9. “Have you even SEEN the health code report with this area?”

"Have you even SEEN the health code report on this place?"

10. He endures from PTFD: post-wounding fly illness.

He suffers from PTFD: post-traumatic fly disorder.

11. “Whatever ‘cuddle’ means, I do not enjoy it.”

"Whatever 'cuddle' means, I don't like it."

12. “I saw what you and mother did last night.”

"I saw what you and mom did last night."

13. “Have you ever stopped to think about, like, the universe?”

"Have you ever stopped to think about, like, the universe?"

14. “WHAT IS THAT TWIRLING CONTRAPTION???”

"WHAT IS THAT TWIRLING CONTRAPTION???"

15. “Don’t measure on the scale. You will not enjoy it.”

"Don't step on the scale. You won't like it."

16. “I discovered something…unsavory in here.”

"I found something...<em>unsavory</em> in here."

17. “Hey, sky-booms? Can we talk this through like adults?”

"Hey, sky-booms? Can we talk this over like adults?"

18. “Comma splices. COMMA SPLICES EVERYWHERE.”

"Comma splices. COMMA SPLICES EVERYWHERE."

19. “You don’t need to really go close to the litter box for a while…”

"You don't want to go near the litter box for a while..."

20. His entire kitten life is flashing before his eyes.

His whole kitten life is flashing before his eyes.

21. “You place yourself in water… ON PURPOSE?”

"You put yourself in water...ON PURPOSE?"

22. “Man, this catnip is off the charts.”

"Man, this catnip is off the charts."

23. “We had an arrangement using another guy who dwelt there…he gave us treats.”

"We had an arrangement with the other guy who lived there...he gave us treats."

24. “The feather was pursuing me within my vision again.”

"The feather was chasing me in my dream again."

25. “What monster recorded over my episode of Cat Whisperer?”

"What monster recorded over my episode of <em>Cat Whisperer</em>?"

26. “No…please…whyyyyy.”

"No...please...whyyyyy."

Life, man…am I right?

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